Cotswoldcountryhats Reviews

Truly amazed

ain t done a review before so please bear with me I ve just read Guidelines for Reviewers So I ll do me best I do love my headwear be it a hat cap bandana or even a four knotted handkerchief and yes I am bald but that ain t an issue I just feel I look well handsome imagine a mix of Beckham and Merrick probably more towards the later to be fair and a tad bit taller with something on me head When I ve visited a city or a town throughout my life the first store I d patronise was always a millinery I ve been known to peruse and purchase from the very best suppliers around Europe nay the World Money has been no object when it s come to getting the very best head adornment Then I got married and had kids Which pretty much buggered me flamboyant spending and self indulgent fascination with headwear Many years have passed since I ve spoilt meself to a new hat but what with me niece s and daughter s wedding approaching far too bleed n fast and my face starting to resemble Alan Sugar s scrotum I decided to indulge and attempt to recapture my long forgotten youth I only went and found Cotswold Country Hats On-line didn t I I was excited as someone who s just found his wife s Credit Card PIN number Their eclectic range was astonishing for lady s young and old and gents young and old They even had something that would fit my battered head I chose the Homburg a favourite of mine ever since as a child I first saw Al Pacino in the Godfather But then I saw their prices and said It s gunna be s e I actually said that out loud Which probably was not the best thing to say as I sat down with my lovely wife to eat me tea However when the said lady left the room not the marriage I proceeded to measure me head with a tape measure I found in that drawer we all have but rarely dare open It was bright orange and purchased from a well known DIY store oh and metal If I dare to give any advice to the reader who has managed to get this far I strongly recommend that this method is not followed and please follow the instructions on-line because it has been known for fools to lose ear tops and eyebrows Then it only went and bloody arrived didn t it Perfectly packaged befitting such an item and how very wrong was I Truly astonishing quality for a truly bargain price In the past I ve paid the same amount but with another zero on the end for no better a hat Oh how beautiful it was but not on my head cos I d miss measured With a tear in me eye and naked pate I emailed CCH regretfully requesting a return To my astonishment a very kind lady gent going by the name of Nicky replied in no time at all Assured me I wasn t the fool I thought I was and not to worry cos they have to deal with people like meself all the time A replacement or full refund was offered with no questions asked Amazing service given with humour and empathy I do believe an affordable amount of my heart has been lost to Cotswold Country Hats and Nicky So yes I am sat typing this nonsensical twaddle realising what an ass I am but looking gorgeous and handsome in my new quality Homburg Hat Indulge and Smile I promise you you will not be disappointed Sincerely DazGarbo