Egglondon Reviews

Unnecessarily aggressive rude staff

Unnecessarily aggressive rude staff from security to glass collectors Wont be going back

Rude staff bad dj and dishonest ticket policy

Have been to Egg a bunch of times not the best night available but every now and again you can experience a good night with tasteful music In general I find that security is a bit more rude than in other clubs not sure if their Training encourages them to be like that and floor staff can bully you to not lean not sit down unless you paid and reserved an area and even try to obligate people to put their jackets or bags in the cloakroom I have seen bad behaviour a few times - it just seemed staff was trained to try to monetise everywhere they can Last night was the last straw and my last visit I paid for the ticket online I know Egg has 3 floors and that is what I expected to visit but they are dishonestly splitting a night into two events Turns out my ticket only allowed me to go to the ground basement floor so not much ambiance and the night was already feeling too long The event was supposed to be a summer house gig but the djs were really bad did not know how to fade and transition music properly nor how to pick a good selection of house - very baffling for a very known club in London The lowest moment was when the dj lost the sound not sure if he did not know to operate the deck or if there was a major technical issue but the sound went DEAD for FIVE full minutes while many screamed refund The venue is losing it

Dishonest and misleading event info advertised no refund

Paid 50 for tickets for a summer house and techno event we attended the event for about 20 minutes before realising there was nothing remotely house-related on offer on all three floors We spoke with the manager to politely request a refund as we decided to leave as we felt misled by the event s promotion All three floors were exclusively Techno contrary to what was advertised The manager explained that if ticket sales are not as expected certain DJs don t play and the schedule can change However this was not stated on your website when purchasing the tickets - be aware of this if you are traveling a distance for an event here like us The manager mentioned he couldn t process a refund as we were leaving but offered tickets to a different event However we no longer trust that future events will be as described after this experience No refund was given the club itself was extremely dirty and in desperate need of a freshen up My advice would be to avoid this club if you want to have a great night and I m sad to be writing that about any establishment but can see from other reviews I am not the only one to have this type of experience here

Awful place Will not visit again

Absolutely awful place Security like an airport or a prison with the attitude and rudeness to match - you d think they are guarding some national treasure I thought it was just my perception but after going through a bunch of one star reviews here and on TripAdvisor I see it s something this club is known for The venue itself is quite unclean the floor is sticky and patchy you can feel it needs a good mop Also the air conditioning is nearly non-existent and it s a short time before things get very hot and sweaty And yes the toilets are absolutely filthy with all the money this place makes on overpriced drinks and ridiculous cloak room charges you d probably think they could hire a cleaner or two The Bollywood night DJ was average at best - throwing together random Hindi songs with no semblance of theme or transition Could be better managed I ll probably not visit again

Egg London Making Rules Up As They Go Along

I Put Up With Them Refusing Me Entry Previously As My Footwear Magically Became Unacceptable But My Only ID Which They ve Been Accepting All Year Disability Freedom Pass Is Now Unacceptable As Apparently The Law Has Just Changed We Supposedly Won The Factory Of Unnecessary Personal ID Being A Requirement As We re Not Meant To Be A Police State YET So An Expected Night Out Ends Even Though The Security Guard Who Recognised Me Could Have Told Me ASAP Instead Of Making Me Wait