


The UK s No 1 Strip Clubs Lap Dancing Venues Platinum Lace
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Aman Khanna
6740 reviews
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6 months ago
Rather incredible as I was able to poo
Rather incredible as I was able to poo with someone there to smile at me
Luke Angus
6740 reviews
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6 months ago
Drugged me
I didn t have anything to drink that night and the bar staff put drugs in my drink Ended up in hospital on a drip from what they put in my non alcoholic drink and was on a drip They even decided to charge me nearly 800 in small contactless payments for vouchers during periods I was blacked out
Rosie
6740 reviews
N/A
6 months ago
This place is not what you expect
This place is not what you expect They put on the pole a dancer that really doesn t have a clue The women they have there are mostly young and inexperienced and the drinks are a disgusting price 100 for a 15 min dance when realistically they re terrible You can haggle but probably best to just go to a better place The door staff and male staff are wannabe robocops and also like to watch the dances you ve paid for Yep they re getting free kicks Best advice stay clear
John Orchard
6740 reviews
N/A
6 months ago
AVOID AT ALL COSTS
AVOID AT ALL COSTSVisited late Sunday night last min decision I wish I d never made front desk cloakroom girl was very friendly took my jacket and entry fee up the stairs and met by waitress who showed me to a seat and took my drinks order I d just got my drink about 5 mins later had not even reached over to pick it up seconds after getting it and 2 girls descended on me chatty at first usual pleasantries then pushed for VIP immediately I explained I d just arrived they knew that but they pushed and pushed saying good deal and good prices promising the world of usual BS to get me to go through so I said ok and was taken next door immediately advised 160 for 15 mins dance with them both I said I didn t have that on me and she asked what I had forcing me to show them what I had in cash as I didn t have a card on me currently it was in the car so then it came down to what I had remaining which was about 100 so they pushed for 100again I said no too much for that the second I d arrived then it dropped to 80 40 each at that point I thought we ll it s not bad for 15 mins for 2 girls dancing Why not that s why I came here in the first place fast forward less than 6 mins and a song and a half she whispers that was the warm up and asks for another 160 for VIP suddenly my dance is over and it s not even past the second tune which are all about 3 mins each when I say I don t have money to VIP they walk me back to the bar area and go away to other guys I go back to my seat in shock and disbelief of what s just happened some dudes in my seat now so I move to the next seat and just park my backside down and another girl comes over asks me why I look sad I tell her the above she blanks that and pipes in she will give me VIP for 30mins for 100 I am honest with her I have 20 left and my card is in the car plus after being bumped for what was meant to be 15 mins that ended in under 7 without a word she gets up and walks away I decide to leave and after trying to find the cloakroom girl whos outside having a smoke she is very nice again asks me why I am going so suddenly bear in mind I have been in the -lace less than 20 mins including about 5 mins chatting to her on arrival and a few mins waiting on my drink She s sorry to hear that the girls did that and wants to help calls the floor manager who comes down but does nothing says they charged me right for the dances and palms me off with VIP passes not a single word said nothing about the lies and Bs they girls are conning clients to rip them off and protected by bouncers that will smash ur teeth in if you so much as look at them wrong this club is a disgrace to Glasgow the floor carpets were sticky with god knows how many years of drinks spilled and it was not the raved up place with website suggests the fact their manager lets them deceive customers like this and doesn t enforce any rules on them is disgusting I left feeling humiliated and like a total idiot having been lied to and used in a club where I should have been treated like a customer not a quick cash steal and mocking bird I won t ever EVER step foot near that place again totally unacceptable begs to question if they permit this openly what more is going on behind these rooms because from what was suggested to me in what they class as VIP then it s little more than cesspit
Luke Angus
6740 reviews
N/A
6 months ago
Avoid at all costs
Avoid at all costs This happened some years ago They spike your drink and before you know it they ve cleaned out your cash credit card balance etc IF you do decide to go leave your wallet at home and take cash for the budget you have And NEVER go alone I even had some ladies call me after a few months for a private meeting They acknowledged the place does spike drinks I was just too embarrassed to post this before
Alonzo S
6740 reviews
N/A
6 months ago
I got physically and verbally abused by
I got physically and verbally abused by the bouncers I tried getting in as normal and they said I wasn t allowed despite being sober and paying full value The bouncer acted very unprofessionally and said he d knock me out Kick him out immediately
Rosie
6740 reviews
N/A
6 months ago
AVOID
I have worked for the company for years under different managements It s safe to say that the two individuals running it now have ruined the club They bully the girls into tipping and if you don t tip they ll find a reason to get you fired The only girls who get customers are those who are friends with the waitresses as they seat them next to their friends The chip girl Hannah is constantly drunk and makes mistakes with payments she also forces your customers to tip her Some girls openly engage in e corting which is fine but it s impossible to compete if you don t offer extras or meet clients after work Additionally some girls sell dr s to both customers and other girls but no one cares because they tip the Jamie and get away with it Also the reviews are written by the staff members and their friends so don t trust them
Mr Johnson
6740 reviews
N/A
6 months ago
Had a real bad experience at this club
Had a real bad experience at this club looking into potential spiking with Rohypnolor something like it Has anyone else had a similar experience I can t be the first
George
6740 reviews
N/A
6 months ago
I mainly visit the London branch just
I mainly visit the London branch just off Leicester Square Always a fun night to be had Very different from other gentlemen s clubs as its more club atmosphere like strip bar
Lester
6740 reviews
N/A
6 months ago
Easily the best strip club in the
Easily the best strip club in the universe